War Room — 2 experts, one question
Pick 2 or 3 experts. Ask the question. See their different positions side-by-side — with sources, evidence, and zero filler.
Your longevity,[unfucked].
Stop scrubbing podcasts. Every protocol from Huberman, Attia, Hyman + 25 more — pre-extracted, source-linked, and honest about contradictions.
Available as web app · PWA on mobile · no credit card
Featured experts
From episode → claim → protocol →
your week.
Every podcast and paper that matters, pre-processed. Your own data, integrated. Ready-to-apply protocols on the other side.
Inputs
Expert research
Every podcast, paper, claim — extracted and attributed.
Bloodwork & biomarkers
PDFs or CSVs from any lab. Mapped to expert-optimal ranges.
Wearables & devices
Whoop, Oura, Garmin, Apple Health — one unified signal feed.
Your personal goals
Longevity, performance, recovery, sleep, body composition.
Synthesis
Longevity OS
Cross-references every expert claim against your data. Surfaces conflicts. Outputs protocols only when the evidence agrees.
247 episodes synthesized
Outputs
Ready protocols
Peptide stack · Magnesium · ApoB targeting · 5R gut · 50+ live.
AI chat with experts
Pick the experts. Ask the question. Get the citation — not the vibe.
Training & progress
Plans that adapt to readiness. Charts that show what's working.
Disagreement view
When experts split, see both sides — and the context each applies to.
What you'll open every day.
Free tier covers the library. Upgrade for unlimited chat, weekly digests, and the personal layer when it ships.
Explore the features →
Episode feed
Every new expert episode, pre-extracted into claims, protocols, recommendations, and quotes. With contradictions surfaced inline.
Training that adapts
This week's sessions, ready to start. Adjust effort. Log readiness. The plan shifts when your data does.
Disagreement view
When experts split, see both sides — with evidence weight and the context each opinion applies to.
Every claim links back to the episode it came from.
A few of the protocols already in your library today — bookmarked from the actual platform.
Environment
Bryan Johnson
Sep 2025 · 9 protocols
Detox your home in 15 moves
Remove shoes at the door to prevent 85% of outdoor contaminants like lead and pesticides from entering your home.
Men's health
Peter Attia
May 2026 · 6 protocols
ED is early cardiovascular warning
Erectile dysfunction (ED) affects 52% of men over 40, with prevalence increasing by age (40% at 40, 50% at 50, etc.). It's often an early sign of cardiovascular disease, not just aging.
Gut health
Mark Hyman
May 2026 · 4 protocols
The 5R Program for gut health
The gut microbiome is a master regulator of health, influencing everything from autoimmune diseases to neurological conditions, and contains vastly more genetic information than human DNA.
Ask 2-3 experts. Read the disagreement.
Kick off effortlessly. The OS asks the right questions, syncs what it can, then hands you protocols you can actually start today.
- 01Open the feed
Every new expert episode pre-extracted into protocols, recommendations, quotes — with contradictions surfaced inline.
- 02Bookmark what matters
Save protocols, quotes, recommendations. Filter by type. Search any saved item by topic later.
- 03Ask the War Room
Pick 2 or 3 experts. Ask the question. See their answers side-by-side — with sources, not vibes.
- 04See the disagreements
Every topic where experts split, surfaced. Both sides with evidence weight and the context each opinion applies to.
- 05Start your training
This week's sessions, ready to start. Effort adjusts. Readiness logged. The plan shifts when your data does.
What ships now. What comes next.
UNFUCG starts as a protocol library. Each quarter adds deeper personalization — without pretending future modules are already live.
Use it today
Access the best longevity protocols from global experts. Search, compare, save what matters to your health goals.
- Protocol library from top expert episodes
- Briefs, recommendations, controversies
- Search + compare expert positions
- AI chat beta — 10 free messages
- EN · PL · ES interface
Bloodwork & protocols
Lab results connect to expert-backed ranges. Community accountability shapes longer-term planning.
- PDF + CSV bloodwork uploads
- Biomarker tracking + history
- Expert-driven interpretation
- 4-week personalized protocols
- Community challenges
Wearables foundation
Recovery, sleep, strain, HRV and readiness data start shaping the daily plan.
- Garmin, Whoop, Oura, Apple Health
- Personal longevity profile
- Recovery-aware protocol suggestions
Daily operating system
UNFUCG becomes the daily layer between data and decisions.
- Health + training dashboards
- Readiness + recovery trends
- Protocol adherence history
- Expert AMAs
You've heard the episode.
Now use it.
Free during MVP beta. 10 AI chat messages on the house. The protocol library, the search, the disagreements — all open today.
Free during beta. Honest after.
What's live today is what you pay for today. Future modules unlock as they ship — no charging for promises.
Free
Try UNFUCG
Explore the protocol library. No credit card.
$0
Free for everyone
- Protocol library — all experts
- Read briefs and protocols
- Search topics + episodes
- Save selected protocols
- Web + PWA mobile
- EN · PL · ES
- 10 AI chat messages total
Pro
For everyday health clarity
For the serious 5% who actually do the work.
$12 / mo
Per month during early access
- Everything in Free
- More AI chat usage
- Full briefs + protocols access
- Advanced search
- Unlimited saves + bookmarks
- Weekly protocol digest
- Priority during beta
Founding
For early believers
Lock the price. Shape the roadmap.
$99 / yr
Before public launch
- Everything in Pro
- Lock $99/year forever
- More usage limits
- Early access to Personal
- Help shape the roadmap
- Founding Member status
Personal
Get the most out of UNFUCG
Wearables + bloodwork + protocols.
$49+ / mo
Available as features ship
- Everything in Pro
- Higher usage limits
- Personal health profile
- Wearable personalization
- Bloodwork insights
- 4-week protocols + plans
Honest questions, honest answers.
How is this different from just listening to the podcasts?
Listening to 4-hour podcasts at 2x is the old way. UNFUCG pre-extracts every claim with its citation — you search the conversation by topic, see the contradictions side-by-side, and save the protocols you want to revisit. Same experts. Zero scrubbing.
Do you give medical advice?
No. We surface expert opinions, attribute every claim, and surface the disagreements. Decisions stay with you and your doctor.
What's actually live today?
Protocol library (every expert, every claim, every disagreement — searchable), saved protocols, AI Chat in beta with 10 free messages total, and a tri-lingual interface (EN/PL/ES). Bloodwork lands Q3 2026. Wearables Q4. Daily-plan dashboards Q1 2027.
What happens to my data?
It stays yours. Encrypted at rest. GDPR-grade controls. Export everything, delete everything, anytime. We never train models on your data.
Is there a native iOS or Android app?
Not yet — UNFUCG runs as a web app and an installable PWA today. Native iOS/Android are part of the Q1 2027 roadmap. Add to home screen works great in the meantime.